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  1. one day Banta singh's boss calls him and tells him he just got a promotion.
    Banta singh very happy requests if he could take the day off.
    next day people walking by the office see banta singh all dressed up sitting on a nearby tree weirded a lady asks: Mr.banta singh why are you sitting on a tree.
    Banta singh replies: i got promote to branch manager.

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  2. Sardarji's wife says (angrily) : Take off my bra
    Sardarji's wife: Take off my pantie
    Sardarji's wife: now onwards, dont use them

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  3. A group of Surds were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.

    So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they're falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole thing is just a mess.

    A passer-by comes along and sees what they're trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the Surds and walks away.

    After the person has gone, one Surd turns to another and laughs. "What a nut, we're looking for the height and he gives us the length."

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  4. Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??"

    "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.

    Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"

    The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

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  5. Report submitted by Banta Singh to his manager after completing his Y2K verification task.

    Dear Sir,

    Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

    We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:

    Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

    As well as:

    Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

    I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?

    We'll await your direction."

    Very Sincerely
    Banta Singh
    Y2K Project Leader

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  6. Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Surd. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited.

    The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned.

    Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too.

    The Surdar thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.

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  7. A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.

    The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.

    The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks."

    The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

    Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.

    The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

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  8. How do you spell punjabi? s-t-u-p-i-d!!

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  9. One day, Santa was riding down the street in the sleigh, and he was swerving from side to side. On the bumper, was a bumper sticker that said “How’s my driving”. The person behind said “How do you think, he’s a Punjabi!”
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