You can find here jokes related to Sardars. Don't take it seriously. Only enjoy it and forget it.

1. How can you confuse a Sardarji?
   By asking him to find the corner of a circle!
   how will he confuse you?
   By finding one!
   
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2. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railwaystation. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train toLudhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.
   
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3. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
   They can not find the eleven on the phone
   
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4. What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
   Just-one Singh.
   
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5. Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
   They think their picture is being taken.
   
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6. What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
   Trying to hold on to a thought.
   
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7. What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
   Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
   
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8. How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
   Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
   
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9. Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
   sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
   "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
   pub-owner. So the two Sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
   
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10. A passerby watched two Sardarjees in a park. One was digging holes and
    the other was immediately filling them in again.
    
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11. 'Tell me,' said the passerby, 'What on earth are you doing?'
    'Well,' said the digger, 'Usually there are three of us. I dig the hole, Balwant plants the tree saplings and Gurpreet fills in the hole.
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12. Today Balwant is off, because he is ill. But that doesn't mean Gurpreet and I get the day off!
    
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13. "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
    Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
    Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarjee in the ship.
    Italian: How far is land, from here?
    Sardarjee: Two miles.
    Italian: Only two miles, then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
    The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
    Italian: Just tell me which side; is land two miles from here?

    Sardarjee: Downwards
    
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14. A Sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
    A friend of his asked why he did so?"
    It's doubly interesting", said the Sardar. To start from the middle; keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
    
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15. A Sardarji joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
    On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
    "Abey saale! Get me a coffee quickly!"
    The voice from the other side responded,
    "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
    Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
    "No", replied the trainee.
    "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"
    The Sardarji shouted back,
    "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
    "No.", replied the Managing Director.
    
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    "Good!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone!
    
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16. A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than 100,000 kms. Since no body
    was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to
    have the mileage meter reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
    customer that it has been used sparingly.The sardar liked the idea.
    A few weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to dispose off
    his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which has done only 30000 kms!
    
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17. There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type
    of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the
    hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but
    nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day.
    A week passed but nobody turned up.
    WHY ? -B'coz there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed"
    
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18. After the failure of their hotel they decided to start
    an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing
    equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars
    waited that day for the first car to arrive butno car
    entered their garage. WHY ?

    B'coz their garage was on the first floor.

    After this failure they decided to fall back on the
    good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier
    Padmini running on CNG and began to look for
    passengers. They drew past Church Gate but nobody
    hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet
    nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati
    Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi.
    In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai
    but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY ?

    B'coz all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi.

     

    
    
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19. All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb an
    decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines.
    They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole
    day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move
    even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and
    start the next day. The next day the story repeated
    itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a
    whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. WHY ?

    B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind.

    
    
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20. One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
    
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21. There were 2 surd, both of them were good hunters, one of them Mr.Daka Singh killed only lions & tigers, and one Mr. Laka Singh killed only deers. Once they both met. Laka Singh asked Daka Singh how is that you only kill lions & tigers and I kill only deers. Tell me the trick. He told him just go to a cave and imitate the noise of a sheep the lion comes out of the cave and shoot him then that quite easy. After 2 months daka singh got the news that Laka Singh was in the hospital on questioning him he exclaimed I did the same thing you told me. I just outside a big cave and imitated the noise of a sheep but I did not know that deccan queen was coming out from the cave.

    
    
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22. BEPPO SINGH'S MOTHER DIED. Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder Friend: what now? Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

    
    
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23. BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR. Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

    
    
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