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1. Dead bird

   Banta and Santa were walking outside
   
   When the Santa said "Oh, look at the dead bird".
   
   Banta looked skyward and said "Where, where?".

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2. After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
   Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi had occupied his son's birth .
   
   Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained , " That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."

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3. Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.By doing so santa and banta come in confusion to differenciate.
   So, next thing santa keeps on cutting his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse.At last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg only .The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white.
   
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4. Sardarni asks her lover,Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?"
   Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?
   
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5. Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
   Banta singh: Post office.

   
   
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6. Santa Singh has to leave the city on business and he entrusts with his best friend, Banta Singh, the job of keeping an eye on his wife.
   If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately.
   
   After about a week of no news Santa Singh received a telegram: "The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday..."
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7. Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
   
   "No son, that's because you are intelligent. "

   
   
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8. Once Santa Singh is out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees banta Singh on the opposite bank.
   
   "Yoohoo" He shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
   
   Banta Singh looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are on the other side."
   
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9. Santa Singh went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Santa Singh in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you... you have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month."
   
   Santa Singh, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting.
   
   Santa Singh said, "Puttar, we Surds celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."
   
   After three or four pints, two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Santa Singh's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.
   
   Santa Singh told them that the Surds celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends "I've only got few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS."
   
   The friends gave Santa Singh their condolences and they had a couple more beers.
   
   After his friends left, Santa Singh's son leaned over and whispered his confusion, "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
   
   Santa Singh said, " I am dying from cancer, puttar. I just don't want any of them around your mother after I'm gone."
   
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10. Santa Singh sees Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel.
    
    So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
    
    He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
    
    He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up" Daughters?".
    
    The Owner asked,"WHY?????????"
    
    Banta replied," I wanted to stay here for a night....."
    
    The rest is history.
    
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11. Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why are you outstanding! Please income.'
    
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12. Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots! Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
    
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13. Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
    
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14. After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to punjab in Tamilnadu Express. Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.
    When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand hindi had occupied his son's birth .
    Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT requested that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi so it would be better if Santa Singh explained the whole situation to him in English. Santa Singh explained , " That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
    
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15. Interview of a Sardar

    Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
    on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
    interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
    certificates and then starts asking him questions.

    Following is the transcript :

    O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
    I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
    answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
    opposites

    S : Yes Sir.

    Officer started asking questions

    O : Above
    S : Below
    O : Front
    S : Back
    O : Left
    S : Right
    O : Male
    S : Female
    O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
    S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
    O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
    S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
    O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
    S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......(Our sardar also shouts)

    #Officer is now angry.
    O : Get out
    S : Come in.
    O : Quiet please.
    S : Talk please.
    O : You are rejected.
    S : I am selected ........ ....... and
    This is how Santa Singh got his job.
    

    
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