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  1. In Karachi airport the Air Force is on one side of the field and
    civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control
    tower
    in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft
    asking,
    "What time is it?"
    The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
    The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"
    The tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is a PIA
    Flight,
    it is 3 oclock. If it is US Naval Command flight in the region, then it
    is
    1500 hours. If it is the Pakistani Air Force - the big hand is on the
    12
    and the little hand is on the 3!"

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  2. Actual label instructions on Pakistani consumer products:

    1. On a helmet mounted mirror used by Pakistani cyclists - Remember,
    objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
    2. On a Pakistani shampoo - Use repeatedly for severe damage.
    3. On the bottle-top of a (Pakistani) flavored milk drink - After
    opening, keep upright.
    4. On a Pakistani insect spray - This product not tested on animals.
    5. In Pakistan, on the bottom of Coke bottles - Open other end.
    6. On a bag of Fritos - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary
    details inside.
    7. On a bar of soap - Directions - use like regular soap.
    8. On Pakistani Ice-cream (printed on bottom of the box)- Do not
    turn
    upside down.
    9. On a Pakistani kitchen knife - Warning keep out of children.
    10. On packet of peanuts - Warning - contains nuts.
    11. On a Pakistani Airlines packet of nuts - Instructions - open
    packet,
    eat nuts.
    12. On Pakistani Sleeping pills. - Warning may cause Drowsiness.
    13. Pakistani cars - Moving object keep away from it.
    14. Pakistani condoms - For single use only.
    15. Pakistani tampons - For female use only.
    16. Pakistani sugar - Not the regular brown sugar, this is just a
    sweetener.
    17. Pakistani cigarettes - Please light it, for better results.
    18. Pakistani whiskey - Save petrol.
    19. Pakistani car lubricants - This is for automobiles only, please
    consult your doctor for application on private parts.
    20. Pakistani toothpaste - Good for germs harmful for teeth.
    21. Pakistani fridges - Cools faster than heaters.
    22. Pakistani hair oil - Good for the soils.
    23. Pakistani newspapers - Contains adult information, the
    Newspapersare not responsible if the written matter is
    objectionable.
    24. Pakistani rifles - Fire for fun, hit & run.
    25. Pakistani notebooks - Please do not try to read it, it's blank.
    26. Pakistani peppermint - Please do not load it on your revolver.

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  3. Q : What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?...
    A : Problem...
    Q : What do you call 10 Pakis on the moon?...
    A : Problem...
    Q : What do you call 100 Pakis on the moon?...
    A : Problem...
    Q :What do you call all the Pakis on the moon?...
    A : ................ Problem Solved!

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  4. A INDIAN walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked
    the
    bartender, "Do you serve Pakistanis here?". Sure we do," replied the
    bartender. Good," said the INDIAN Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for
    my
    tiger."

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  5. Three guys, a Pak, a Sri Lankan and an Indian are out walking together
    one
    day They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

    The Sri Lankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
    will
    also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka."
    With a blink of the Genie's eye,'FOOM' the land in Sri Lanka was
    forever made fertile for farming.

    The Paki was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall , so that no foreigners

    can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's
    eye,
    'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.

    The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
    wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's
    about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds the state.
    Nothing can get in or out."
    The Indian says, "My wish is that you fill it up with water."

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  6. Ashraf, the Pakistani went to London's Heathrow airport to buy his
    ticket
    back home to Rawalpindi . At the counter he found that he was 10 pence
    short of the fare. Having no other way out, he turned to all the other
    passengers and begged.
    ." Will someone please give me 10 pence? I badly want to go back and
    meet
    my Abba and Ammi again!"
    "Here" said a INDIAN , reaching into his wallet and handing him one
    Pound
    "..keep the change and take nine of your countrymen with you!"


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  7. There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.
    Ten
    were Pakis, and one was a INDIAN . They all decided that one person
    should
    get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone
    would
    die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the INDIAN said,"I
    will
    get off." After a really touching speech from the INDIAN saying he
    would get off, all of the Pakis started clapping. Problem solved.

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  8. What happened when there was a power cut at the Karachi airport?
    Thousands of Pakistanis were stuck on the escalator.

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  9. A Paki news editor got 20 years in prison for calling the Prime
    Minister a fool, 5 years for the scandal and 15 for revealing a state
    secret!

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  10. Did you hear about the 747 jets which Crashed into a cemetery in
    Karachi? The Pakistani officials have so far Recovered 3000 bodies.

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  11. Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who asked to be buried at sea?

    Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.


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  12. What do you do if you run over a Paki ? Reverse and make sure.



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  13. Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron
    of pilots there for training. Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the
    Chinese
    trainer, even fools should be able to operate it! You press this button
    to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!" But how
    do
    we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha Oh," said the Chinese "leave
    that
    to the Indian Air Force!*

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  14. And the grand finale! an exciting sher rewritten by Ghalib for
    Pakistan's soldiers:

    Khud ko kar buland itna
    Ki Kargil ki choti pe ja pahuche
    Aur khuda tujhse pooche
    Abey gadhey ab utrega kaise?

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