Fundoo SMS Jokes - Fun, Humor and Jokes
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You can find here a lot of Fundoo SMS Jokes. These are so fundoo that will make you fundoo... Don't take it seriously. Only enjoy it and forget it.


  • Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
    Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
 
  • If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
 
 
 
  • Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
 
  • I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
 
 
 
  • U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me
 
 
 
  • I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart
 
 
 
  • Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
 
 
 
  • Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
 
 
 
 
 
  • Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
 
 
 
 
 
  • Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
 
 
 
  • I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
    I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
 
 
 
  • Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
    Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
    Look into my heart & u’ll see,
    That u’ll always be a special part of me.
 
 
 
  • All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
 
 
 
  • U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
 
 
 
 
  • The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
 
 
 
  • Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
 
  • Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
 
 
 
  • Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
 
 
 
  • Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
 
 
 
  • I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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