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Witty Husband
A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving
for the office : 'Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa' . One day his wife fed
up of this answered : ' Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap'. That ended the
husband's witticisms.
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Sweater
Mrs Kartar had bought a beautiful sweater for her husband . She sent
it to her husband by parcel post along with a note. The note said :
' The buttons of the sweater are removed since they where too heavy
and added to the postage . You will find them in the right hand pocket
of the sweater
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Waiter
Banta Singh went to eat in ramshackle hotel. To his surprise the waiter
who came to serve him happened to be one of his classmate at school.
Banta called him and said 'Aren't you ashamed of working in a seedy
joint like this?' 'Not at all,' replied the classmate. 'I would be ashamed
if I ate my meal here. I only work in this place.'
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Beta
'Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift
of a high rise building. When the lift reached its destination, the
liftman opened its gates and said, 'The 10th floor, beta.' 'Why did
you call me beta?' demanded Banta Singh. 'I am not your son.' 'I called
you beta because I brought you up,' replied the liftman.
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Ticket Collector
The collector asked Banta Singh for his rail ticket. Banta Singh searched
his pockets but could not find it. 'Never mind,' reassured the collector,
' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.' 'That is very
kind of you,' replied Banta Singh, 'but if I don't find it, I want to
know where to get off.'
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Closed "Open Glass"
Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The
top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the
top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
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Answer in "Brief"
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper
for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws
it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator,
alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only
following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'."
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A Police Story
Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the
Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges
lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission . He
who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time
will be adjudged the best . First Scotland yard goes into the forest
and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up . Then the NY
police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion. Lastly
the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes
and no sign of our saradrjis The judges give up and decide to search
for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they find
the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis have
tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol
tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are
a lion! You are a lion).
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