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Letter to Our Sardar
Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I
am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We
do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved.
I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed
here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would
not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even
has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week
I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat
you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off
and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home.
It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he
will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under
him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby
this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so
I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder
fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought
them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope
was already sealed.
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Differentiate the Horses
Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that
they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa
cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it
is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This enemy
also cuts the left ear of banta.By doing so santa and banta come in
confusion to differenciate. So, next thing santa keeps on cutting
his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so
on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse.At last
Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg
only .The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in the
morning it was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So,
after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - Santa said
- O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .
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The tunnel joke
Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England
and France. Before it's construction, the tenders were
invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads
throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided
to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was
surprised to find Banta Singh's tender at it's very lowest. Other
tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to
do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was
to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the
officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such
a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my
brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels.
I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging
from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The
dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?"
Banta Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels at the cost
of one."
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Bank with Highest Interest
Why do girls sometimes carry Money in their Bosom? Because they want
to bank their wealth where it will draw the most interest.
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UNIBROW'S
WHY DO PUNJABI'S HAVE CONNECTED EYE BROWS?
ANS: TO KEEP THE SAND AND MUD OUT OF THEIR EYE'S!
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Ride without Driver
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to
get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a
bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a
while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta
Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front
with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Are Banta Singh !
What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my
ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got
a driver."
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Where all Sides Seats of Air India go?
One sardu was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He
was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon
as the sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat
which was actually for an old lady.After some time the old lady came
and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat.But the sardaji
told:"I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess came
and requested the sardarji to leave that seat.But sardarji was adament
and did not leave.Then the air hostess went and told the asst capt.He
also came and requested,but in vain.Finally the Captain came.He whispered
something in the ears of the sardarji,and the sardarji immedietly
left the side seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished,the
airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt afterwards what he told
to the sardarji.Capt. told :"nothing.I just told him that only
the middle seats will go to Chandigarh.All others will go to Jalandhar."
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Elizabeth Taylor Meets Balwinder Sing
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her.
Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat.
She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant
seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool
sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder
was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder
.. Balls to you."
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Employment
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to
the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled
there. After much thought he wrote: Yes
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Simple Logic
Zailsingh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every
thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, Rajiv
came home.
Rajiv: Zailsinghji How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv: Logic is very easy.
Zailsingh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be water in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: so, logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.
Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees
Butasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta: Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail: Oh, logic is easy.
Buta: Please, give me an example.
Zail: Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta: NO, I don't.
Zail: Saala HOMO!!!
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