You can find here latest Filmi Jokes. Don't take it seriously. Only enjoy it and forget
it.
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING.....
Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"
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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes
A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
socho....... nahi pata..??
Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold
Chalo ab batao
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. .....
Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
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Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but
doesn't
travel much?? Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
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Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? Ans: TAILOR
Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans: Sita MEMORY hai
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Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants
were
sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants
say about her?
36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
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Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ? Ans: Adidas.
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Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a
bottle
of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-) Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and
"Indian
Cricket Team" Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
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Q - Who is Joe?
"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"
And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I
want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
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