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  1. How do u CUT roads?????
    By LAUGHING.....

    Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

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  2. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes
    A well. Luv falls into the well. Why???

    Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
    Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??

    Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

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  3. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???
    socho....... nahi pata..??

    Answer- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

    Chalo ab batao
    Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?

    This is quite simple.. .....
    Ans: D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))

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  4. A beggar meets another beggar.
    A software engineer meets another software engineer.
    Both of them ask the same question to each other.
    What is the question ???

    So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

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  5. Question: What will u call a person who is leaving India??
    Answer : Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

    Question: What will u call a person who leaves India, but
    doesn't
    travel much??
    Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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  6. Q - RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
    Ans: TAILOR

    Q - SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
    Ans: Sita MEMORY hai

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  7. Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants
    were
    sitting on a wall.
    A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants
    say about her?
    36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!


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  8. Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
    Ans: Adidas.

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  9. Q - Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a
    bottle
    of pepsi
    but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
    Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

    Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
    Cricket Team"
    Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai

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  10. Q - Who is Joe?
    "Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

    And of course, the grand finale............The Madrasi said, I
    want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he
    really want to see?

    Dil Chhata Hai.......

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