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 I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

  Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

  Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more.

  If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

 ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

 Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

 Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

  What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One fcuked the miners, the other fcuked the Majors.

  Q. How Dogs and Women are alike.....
1> Neither believe that silence is golden.
2> Neither can balance a checkbook.
3> Both put too much value on kissing.

 This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

 Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

 I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

 Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

 I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how an ice cream!

 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

 I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.  

 Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.  

 Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?  

 The longest sentence known to man: "I do."  

 God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
  I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.  

 News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.

 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

  Why was Raju's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that rajus 24 inch was a TV.

  Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

  Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

  What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

  What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

  What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

  What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

  Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 dollers!!

  For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.  

  There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

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